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Nano Multi-Surface Treatment - Divide your cleaning by 10 (Intelligent Laziness)
Nano Multi-Surface Treatment - Divide your cleaning by 10 (Intelligent Laziness)
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Do you hate cleaning? We do too!
What if we told you there was a way to cut your cleaning time by 10?
No joke. One application = 6 months without rubbing.
The reality of traditional households:
- Wasted time: 3-4 hours of cleaning per week
- Constant effort: Rub, scrape, repeat
- Multiple products: One product per surface, full cupboard
- Temporary results: Clean today, dirty tomorrow
The Intelligent Laziness Revolution
Our nano treatment transforms your surfaces into a self-cleaning mode. Dirt slides off, stains no longer stick, and water beads up and washes everything away.
Compatible surfaces (almost everything!):
- Plastics: Household appliances, containers, toys
- Resin and plexiglass: Garden furniture, accessories
- Car bodywork: Paint, exterior plastics
- Acrylic sanitary ware: Bathtubs, showers, sinks
- Window frames: Plastic, aluminum
Laziness Calculation (our specialty):
| Stain | Before treatment | After treatment | Time saved |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clean shower | 30 min/week | 3 min/week | 27 min/week |
| Wash the car | 2 hours/month | 15 min/month | 1h45/month |
| Household appliances | 45 min/week | 5 min/week | 40 min/week |
| Outdoor furniture | 1 hour/month | 10 min/month | 50 min/month |
| TOTAL SAVED | - | - | 8 hours per month! |
Instructions for lazy people:
- Cleans once: Degreases the surface normally
- Apply the treatment: Spray, spread, let dry
- Enjoy 6 months: Rinse with water = surface like new
- Repeat 2x a year: That's it!
Testimonies from converts to laziness:
"My shower was my nightmare. 30 minutes of scrubbing every week. Now? 2 minutes of water jet and it's perfect. My life has changed!"
- Sophie, mother of 3 children, Laval
"My car stayed dirty 6 months a year because I hated washing it. With this thing, the rain washes it all by itself. Great for lazy people like me!"
- Marc, self-confessed bachelor, Gatineau
Why it works (lazy science):
- Lotus effect: Water rolls and carries away dirt
- Anti-adhesion: Dirt no longer sticks
- Hydrophobia: Contact angle 105° (water slides)
- UV resistance: Lasts for years without degrading
Laziness vs. Effort Investment:
Option 1 - Continue to suffer:
- 8 hours of cleaning per month
- 96 hours per year
- Stress, fatigue, frustration
- Cost: $0 but your sanity...
Option 2 - Intelligent Laziness:
- $59.99 for 250ml (treats 25m²)
- 1 hour of cleaning per month
- 12 hours per year (84 hours saved!)
- Cost: $0.71 per hour saved
Laziness apps by area:
a) Bathroom (war zone)
- Acrylic shower: Rinse = complete cleaning
- Bathtub: Soapy water slides off on its own
- Plastic accessories: A damp cloth is sufficient
b) Kitchen (daily hell)
- Household appliances: Fingerprints disappear with water
- Plastic surfaces: Grease glides off effortlessly
- Containers: Wash in 2 seconds
c) Outside (seasonal chore)
- Car: Rain = automatic wash
- Garden furniture: Water jet = like new
- Window frames: Rain cleans them
Anti-stress guarantee
Guaranteed protection for a minimum of 6 months. Refund available if cleaning time is not reduced by at least 30%.
Order now, thank us later
Stop wasting your weekends scrubbing. Invest $59.99 today, get back 84 hours a year. Your lazy future selves will thank you.
Fast delivery throughout Quebec. Your new life as a smart lazy person starts now!
Join the laziness revolution!
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